Wear and display your awkwardness with pride by purchasing a t-shirt, jumper or hoodie from the Very British Problems Teemill shop. All products are printed in the UK on premium quality 100% soft organic cotton made in an ethically accredited wind-powered factory. We also sell posters, kidswear and baby grows. Plus jigsaws for Christmas!

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NEW FOR 2023: The Very British Problems Christmas Quiz Book!The new, never-before-seen slab of book, the latest in the Very British Problems series, is available to order now! 600 Festive Questions! Buy here!

Very British Problems (2013)
Form an orderly queue for Rob Temple’s tea-spillingly funny book, Very British Problems (2013), inspired by the @SoVeryBritish Twitter phenomenon, which reveals all the ways in which we are a nation struggling to make it through every day without saying sorry to an inanimate object. Buy here

More Very British Problems (2016)
The second VBP paperback book (previously released as Very British Problems Abroad in hardback) is an affectionate investigation into the cultural quirks and strange obsessions that make us so very British when we leave the country. Pack your Marmite and Factor 500 and prepare for a bumpy ride (probably to Spain). Buy here

Buy the extremely popular Very British Problems wall calendars and desk calendars here! New jokes for every new year. 2024 calendars now on sale. Click to shop.

The new Very British Problems official mug collection will proudly let you display your Britishness with every sip. Choose one of 12 designs and carry your tea* with awkward pride. 11oz 100% Natural Ceramic Mug, printed in the UK with water based inks and renewable energy. Dishwasher and microwave-safe with a durable, high gloss finish. Recycled and recyclable plastic-free packaging. Print area of 185mm x 80mm. Available in white.

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* mugs can also hold other, more inferior, hot drinks.

So Very British - a new humour range of lovely cards celebrating the way we make life awkward for ourselves, one rainy day at a time, based on the Very British Problems books. Available now from Thortful.

Since 2012, the Very British Problems (@SoVeryBritish) Twitter account has chronicled the strange day-to-day behaviours and peculiar worries of the British to its 3.9 million followers. Think you’re an oddball? Take a look and find comfort in the revelation that you are not alone. 

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The Very British Problems official Facebook page posts the best of the @SoVeryBritish Twitter feed as well as longer articles and photos to its 987,000 members, causing hours of tense, furious debate around serious issues, such as when the milk should go in. You can also join the 728,000 followers of VBP on Instagram. 

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Very British Problems is on "Instagram". Here you can see new VBPs, as well as the greatest hits, in lovely pictorial form in many jazzy, as well as muted, colours. You'll also be able to peep at all the VBP clothes, books and accessories, glazed over with an array of fine filters. 

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Join Britain’s most famous faces as they discuss the nation’s capacity for cringe - from the horror of small talk to gratuitous apologising and the mighty struggle to express our true feelings - in Channel 4’s Very British Problems, based on the bestselling book of the same name.